TERRIBLE TWOS:
NO NAP

Inflating the living room, waking the rival toddlers, and rolling the snack cart into position.

Teaching the plushies how to fly in formation.

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CHAOS
0%
DIAPER
0%
SNACKS 0
DASH READY
NAPTIME IN 90s
REMOTE LOCKED
MAP EVENT Quiet chaos Next wave in 15s
STATUS Tiny feet, huge problems. Hit 100% chaos, climb the toy steps, then hold the remote. FLOOR PICKUPS
Enter a name, press START CHAOS, and start causing trouble.

TERRIBLE TWOS:
NO NAP

You are a knee-high chaos goblin in a living room the size of a football stadium. Bonk rival toddlers, crank the chaos meter, climb the construction toys, steal the remote, and get the cartoons rolling before nap time wins.

WASD + mouse look
Shift to sprint, Space to dash
Left thumb to move
Swipe right side to look
Tap weapon icons, hold TOSS
FASTEST CARTOONS

The quickest tiny menaces to defeat bedtime.